Problems

In his secret crypt, Igor has 2,003 skulls. In Malvada’s secret crypt, she has 1,789 skulls. How many more skulls does Malvada need to catch up with Igor?

Descending into his secret crypt, Igor walks down 37 steps. Then he trips and falls down the remaining 52 steps before landing at the bottom with a nasty bump on his head. How many steps are there in total?

A powerful knight known as the White Death slices open Fangbum the Ogre, and 72 feet of guts fall out. He then slices open the smelly belly of Gobgar the Ogre, and 90 feet of guts spill out. How many more feet of guts spilled out of Gobgar?

The human body has 206 bones. Mublick the Mutant has 304 bones. How many extra bones does Mublick have?

Bert the Evil Tooth Fairy hid 10,322 baby teeth under his bed. Rats have taken 3,288 teeth from his pile. How many teeth does Bert now have?

On the hottest day in summer, Abby Normal dumped 300 leeches into a very crowded swimming pool. If each leech was able to drain exactly 1.5 ounces of blood, how many ounces of blood were drained in total?

It’s almost winter, and the Thunder Bear needs to eat 9,000,000 calories before she can safely hibernate for the winter. In the nearby village of Fat and Happy, each person contains 150,000 calories. How many innocent villagers must the Thunder Bear eat before she can hibernate?

Daisy Knuckles runs The Long Piggy, a squalid inn in the half-sunken town of Gator Gullet. One night, like most nights, a fight breaks out in the inn. In order to calm things down, Daisy is required to punch 12 patrons. She knocked out a total of 40 teeth. What is the average number of teeth knocked out per patron?

Igor has 823 human skulls, 347 animals skulls, and 199 monster skulls (orcs, ogres, trolls, etc). What percentage of Igor’s skulls are monster skulls? Round to the nearest whole number.

You dig a pit in order to fill it with spitting cobras and then your enemies. The snake pit is 20 feet deep, 30 feet wide, and 20 feet long. What is the volume of the snake pit?

One awful orc has sharpened the bones of his enemies into 157 arrowheads. Another awful orc has sharpened the bones of her enemies into 388 arrowheads. How many arrowheads do they have all together?

Faurung the dragon has a horde of 20,551,904 gold pieces. Unknown to him, a family of goldworms have chewed up 1,997,651 gold pieces. How many gold pieces does Faurung have left?

During the Great Stomping of 3218, a troop of trolls stepped and leveled 42 gnome villages. If each village had 37 stone huts, how many gnome huts did the troll troop stomp into rubble in total?

Crossing the Sands of Silence is so quiet that Igor can hear the thump of his beating heart and buzzy twang of his nerves firing. If it takes 19 hours to cross the sands and he hears his nerves twang 21 times an hour, how many twangs does he hear in total?

A filthy pack of spherical goblins invades the town of Festering Pit to plunder and steal. But the hearty townfolk fight back! Each of the 412 people chase 4 goblins into the Slither River, where the goblins are swept downstream into Funk Swamp. In total, how many bobbing globular robbing goblins were sobbing in the bog?

Gondar the All-seeing normally has 1000 eyeballs. But today, 312 are being washed, and the Fates are borrowing 5 eyeballs. How many eyeballs does Gondar currently have?